No Matter What We Do...

We are electing another white guy as our next President. Let's face facts, Barack Obama is not a black male, and Hillary is not a white female. Both are white males! Just like their Republican contenders. You don't believe me? Here, I'll prove it:

Hillary clearly wore the pants when Bill was President. He might have been elected, but she was erected as she apparently dick-tated the policies he supposedly espoused. Plus, he gets back in the White House and he will govern just like he did the first time: from the bedroom. Hence, Hillary is just another white guy.

Mr. Obama can only call himself as black as I can call myself Chinese. The fact is, he is an extremely dark skinned white guy with a black father, a white mother, a patrician family, and a "white-guy" education. So he has a black wife, lots of white guys do... they are called WAR PRIZES or "proof that I am liberated beyond skin color". And my Chinese is only skin deep. I was raised American, live a very caucasian life, and other than a few minor bits about outward appearance that I espouse, I really have no business calling myself Chinese. The fact is that I might be more Hispanic than I am Chinese because I was raised in the Southwest; and because he was raised in Hawaii, he is likely more asian than he is black. But at the end of the day, he is still a white guy!

So, my point is made. No matter who we elect, this is not a ground breaking election. At the end of the day in November, we are just electing another white guy.

The Unapologetic Candidates

Every party has that one candidate that does themselves no favors by clearly, on most points, being on the side of the other party. While the Republicans clearly have two, one of whom is a front-runner, the Democrats this year have exactly one. These guys definitely have the chutzpah to spare, and that earns them a special place in my blog. So in the spirit of saying something outlandish and sticking to it, I present you, my readers, with this week’s featured candidates:

Ron Paul – Sticks to his guns, no matter how many potshots are taken at him, not that he doesn’t draw fire with almost every opinion he expresses. I wouldn’t so much say he should run as a Democrat, but he clearly shows his died in the wool Liberterian roots that earned him their nomination in 1998.

Bill Richardson – If he were pro-war and anti-abortion, he would look far more conservative than Guiliani.